Priest And Whores

So this guy goes to confess his sins in a small town. Father I have slept with a married woman I cant say who it is tho.

Priest> Is it virginia?

dude > no

Priest> is it vanesa?

dude > no

prieast> is it Mary?

Dude > no I dont wanna tell who it is

Priest> Then I cant absolve you of your sins.

Later that day the dude talks to his friend. His friend says "so did you get forgiven". The guy says " no but I found new opportunities to bang a few new whores"